Missing My Chick, USA
“Man, when I miss my chick I just hit the gym real hard man. I try to keep my mind off it, and remind myself that I’ll see her later… My boys tell me that’s a healthy way to deal with it, but it doesn’t fucking work bro:/“
What does your chart look like?
Working…………….. on getting back to my chick fool
“I ain’t taken a shit in 6 days bruh, cause when you Shit you gotta go in there by yourself, and I ain’t tryna miss my chick fool. I’ma just hold it bro. I gotta poo-poo bad though.”
Sure, it’s a nice day, but I miss my fucking chick bruh
“Bruh my chick asked me to run outside to grab her mail for her, and I was like hell Na. Either we’re both going, or we’re both going, cause I ain’t about to miss my chick fool.”
Missing my chick bad in this one.
“I don’t know how people can not miss their chicks man. I don’t even have a chick, and I miss her bad af”
Data collected from 2017-2018. I miss my chick way more now.
Doesn’t even help bro
“I don’t wanna close my eyes, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cause I’ll miss my chick, and I don’t wanna do that shit bruh.”
Bad AF fool
Pense que vi a me chica:/
”Hermano, echo de menos a mi chica tan tonta. me hace querer simplemente aplastar mierda tonto. Apuesto a que ni siquiera extrañas a tu chica tonta. Vete a la mierda tonto“
Fuckin hate missing my chick bruh
”Bruh, sometimes I miss my chick so bad I just squeeze my dick as hard as I fucking can bro [pictured above]. Hurts fucking bad fool. It don’t help either. But I do it cause either way, I miss my chick.”
For real breh
My chick said wait here til she gets back. Miss her bro
”I always listen to my chick fool. I listen close af fool. I can kinda do her voice now, so if she’s gone I get her pic and do her voice. Makes me not miss my chick so much. Still miss her real fuckin bad though bro:/“
Little note from work. Not a reminder. Just missed her bro
I did it again bruh:/
”Bruh, my psychiatrist told me how unhealthy it is, but when she’s gone I miss my chick so bad I just smash shit fool. I feel bad, but it’s cool, she a nurse bra.”
Floor 6 is my chicks. Miss that floor, cause that’s where she at
”My chick told me not to come to her work cause she was busy bruh, so I came to her building, and am just chilling on the elevator. I’m respecting her, and I get to be close to her fool.”
My chick took this before I left to work. Miss her bruh
”Bro, I work at an office that recycles, and it makes me miss my chick bad af cause she has big ass cans. Miss her bad fool”
Bra, when this door closed is the last time I saw my chick. She’s on a business trip for the week and it’s been 3 days, but I swear I still smell her. Ima just chill here fool. Tired af but I miss her bad, baby bruh.
On boys, my chicks ordering a drink right next to me, and that’s chill and all, but I miss talking to her ya know?
My dog Ollie’s got me for now, but my boys outta town. My premium pornhub account expires in 39 hours, so now I gotta wrestle my dog til I cum:/
Aye, AYE we can swing, but my chick won’t fuck your dude.
I had a teacher in 4th grade that used to pull his hog out and make me box it like a speed bag until the bell rang instead of teaching me history, and that was way more chill than having to miss my chick while I’m at work. On boys :/